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Experience - Da Pimp Bomb - Kratom Capsules - 30 Capsules

  • Soothing and Relaxing
  • Relief from Pain
  • Premium Sleep Aids
  • Potency for Intermediates
  • Medium Duration
  • Eat or Drink This
  • All Natural with No Synthetics

To make a little more scratch on the side, your pal Mr. Mephisto has gone into the pimping trade. And what a dazzling stable of hoes I’ve acquired: snake ladies and mermaids, conjoined twins, bearded ladies, beardless ladies, you name it! And just how does Mephisto Slim keep his ladies in line? Why, he keeps them well-supplied with eXperience Da Pimp Bomb Kratom capsules. These capsules are made from the finest Maeng Da (literally translated as “pimp grade” in Thai) kratom, offer 15x potency that lasts 2-4 hours, and are nicely relaxing after a long day of street-walking or hustling. Hey, what’s the difference between a circus and a brothel? A circus has a cunning array of stunts…

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Capsules in Pack: 30
Description: Da Pimp Bomb is made from the finest Maeng Da leaf. Enjoy this mild 15x kratom product anytime. Da Pimp offers a light pain relieving and muscle relaxing experience for 2-4 hours.

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Experience Da Pimp Bomb Kratom Capsules Review

Posted by WeLoveKratom.com on 03/08/2013

Though they took a bit longer than some brands to kick in, Experience Da Pimp Bomb 15x Kratom Extract Capsules provided long-lasting pleasant and relaxing effects. The product’s name and “Party Pack” descriptor on the packaging probably won’t endear this product to more stoic kratom connoisseurs, however.

I had taken two “Da Pimp Bomb” capsules around 9AM, and made a point of forgoing my morning coffee, just in case the kratom had any appreciable stimulant effects. Starting off, I had a sore throat from a recurring sinus infection, though it wasn’t all that bad. Half an hour had passed and I didn’t notice any significant effects, though I figured this was likely due to the thickness of the gel capsules. I was right; forty minutes after taking the first two capsules, my sore throat and all sources of minor discomfort were gone, replaced by a subtle but pleasant feeling of relaxation. There weren’t any stimulating effects to speak of (frankly, I’ve never noticed Maeng Da to be any more stimulating than most other kratom strains), but I didn’t feel drowsy, either. Just to give Da Pimp Bomb a fair shake, I swallowed the contents of the capsule I had broken earlier. By 10:30, I realized that I was so relaxed that my foot had been twisted at an awkward angle against the floor for a long time. If it wasn’t for kratom’s numbing effects, I probably would have had one devil of a foot cramp.
All in all, Experience Da Pimp Bomb didn’t make me want to party hearty, nor did it make me feel particularly pimpin’; it was just a nice, long-lasting and relaxing kratom product that didn’t disappoint. I wouldn’t rank it as highly as Kratom Therapy Red Dragon or Divinity’s powdered leaf, but for the price (30 caps on $34.95 on SFC’s site), it’s certainly worth it.
Pros:
Resealable package
Kratom inside capsules doesn’t smell bad, or taste bad
Long-lasting analgesic and relaxing effects
Cons:
Takes longer than some brands to take effect (this can probably be solved by taking the extract powder by itself)

Extremely Satisfied!

Posted by Maple Bacon on 03/25/2013

This product was exactly what I was looking for. I'm 6' 145lbs. I took from 5 to 8 capsules at a sitting. The effect was fairly similar to a naughty street drug one would find on Lou Reed's shopping list; without the nasty strung out bit. It's not a peppy feeling. I, and my aching back, enjoyed it strictly for the analgesia. Very slight euphoria. The strong vibes come on in the middle and are brief. The lingering relaxation is around for 3-5 hours (solid). I wasn't suddenly cleaning my house like mad; that's not my style anyway. If you're an amateur mixologist, I'd recommend a side of icky sticky. Overall I'd say this product has got to be the most bang for your buck. SFC has the greatest response/shipping time of any site I've ever purchased from. Great product! Kudos!

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Extremely Satisfied!

Posted by Maple Bacon on 03/25/2013

This product was exactly what I was looking for. I'm 6' 145lbs. I took from 5 to 8 capsules at a sitting. The effect was fairly similar to a naughty street drug one would find on Lou Reed's shopping list; without the nasty strung out bit. It's not a peppy feeling. I, and my aching back, enjoyed it strictly for the analgesia. Very slight euphoria. The strong vibes come on in the middle and are brief. The lingering relaxation is around for 3-5 hours (solid). I wasn't suddenly cleaning my house like mad; that's not my style anyway. If you're an amateur mixologist, I'd recommend a side of icky sticky. Overall I'd say this product has got to be the most bang for your buck. SFC has the greatest response/shipping time of any site I've ever purchased from. Great product! Kudos!

Experience Da Pimp Bomb Kratom Capsules Review

Posted by WeLoveKratom.com on 03/08/2013

Though they took a bit longer than some brands to kick in, Experience Da Pimp Bomb 15x Kratom Extract Capsules provided long-lasting pleasant and relaxing effects. The product’s name and “Party Pack” descriptor on the packaging probably won’t endear this product to more stoic kratom connoisseurs, however.

I had taken two “Da Pimp Bomb” capsules around 9AM, and made a point of forgoing my morning coffee, just in case the kratom had any appreciable stimulant effects. Starting off, I had a sore throat from a recurring sinus infection, though it wasn’t all that bad. Half an hour had passed and I didn’t notice any significant effects, though I figured this was likely due to the thickness of the gel capsules. I was right; forty minutes after taking the first two capsules, my sore throat and all sources of minor discomfort were gone, replaced by a subtle but pleasant feeling of relaxation. There weren’t any stimulating effects to speak of (frankly, I’ve never noticed Maeng Da to be any more stimulating than most other kratom strains), but I didn’t feel drowsy, either. Just to give Da Pimp Bomb a fair shake, I swallowed the contents of the capsule I had broken earlier. By 10:30, I realized that I was so relaxed that my foot had been twisted at an awkward angle against the floor for a long time. If it wasn’t for kratom’s numbing effects, I probably would have had one devil of a foot cramp.
All in all, Experience Da Pimp Bomb didn’t make me want to party hearty, nor did it make me feel particularly pimpin’; it was just a nice, long-lasting and relaxing kratom product that didn’t disappoint. I wouldn’t rank it as highly as Kratom Therapy Red Dragon or Divinity’s powdered leaf, but for the price (30 caps on $34.95 on SFC’s site), it’s certainly worth it.
Pros:
Resealable package
Kratom inside capsules doesn’t smell bad, or taste bad
Long-lasting analgesic and relaxing effects
Cons:
Takes longer than some brands to take effect (this can probably be solved by taking the extract powder by itself)

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